See that picture? You think that's Sgt. Elias drawing his final breath in the classic death scene from Oliver Stone's Platoon. Well it's not. That's one of the Fat Heads reacting to the news about the latest brower statistics for November.

IE6 has gone back up from 10.6% to 11.1% as the internet browser of choice. Someone is feeding the beast. It's only 0.5% I know (which probably just constitutes a light snack and some cordial) but it's still a sandwich in the wrong direction.

Come on, I thought we had a deal. After all the hard work we did together last month to get it down. You will sleep on the couch until you realise the consequences of your actions.

You have shot the web design community in the back like sneaky out-of-date-browser-loving Viet Cong. I want big improvements next month otherwise I will be forced to call in the Almighty and drop napalm on your jungle hideouts. Just remember to back up any important files first.