Dick (of Dick and Dom fame), who also attended the premiere as a V.I.P guest, describes the movie as "The funniest film I have seen in ages" (he definitely said it, I was next to him at the urinals). If that's not an incentive to get hold of a copy then we can always send Barry Norman round your house to bash seven shades out of you with a clapper-board.
To get hold of a copy simply contact Penketh High School's media department directly on 01925 722298. Don't ask us for a copy, we're not Blockbuster Video.